+50 and just getting a prostate exam? this is why you need a wife...hubby has been getting them since his late 30's - I just tell the doctor's office it is time for him to have one when the appointment is made. (usually by me over the phone.) as to the shrinking- osteoporosis? or just slouching? stand tall marine!
Good luck with jury duty-- may you get an interesting case if you get picked. I understand forgetting a parking ticket! As for my day: I got a speeding ticket yesterday for doing 60 in a 40! in my own defense, they recently lowered the speed on that road from 50 to 40! my lead foot is going to cost me this time!
You need a faster car! Your hubby must LIKE those exams! I gotta tell you, I do NOT like them at all. I am unaccustomed to having anything in "there". Not suppositories, not a finger, NOTHING. So, to have a female doctor stick her finger in there and also move it around was very uncomfortable and I do not look forward to the next. Unfortunately, all of this stuff is required for my health insurance, so I cant get out of it.
Jury duty...(groan). What if I get a murder trial, and it goes for two years! California pays $15.00/day for jury duty. At my normal wage, I would make that in 12 minutes!