What happened?
Don't forget they blew up the Isveni power source, hence no more mechs.
Why the hell is kernal Weever all weird and kinda being a super hillbilly now
I had a hard time believing that a career military man would become a pony tail-wearing hippy in a few short years. That was just one of the things that turned me off to the show.
My first preminission was to not watch this show when it first came out . I should have stuck to my guns and gave this one a miss ...
They must be running out of money at season 4 because they kept the asmengee's head covered during the interigation to save on having to do the fish head a la cgi ...
Well I got my wish . Lexi bled her zealot brunette dry threw her eyes . Hey ! That all ryhmes . I feel a song coming on .
Lexi perplexxed her mom and her dad
They did not know if she was good or bad
Hal and his brothers all seemed to be mad
If they killed her now all the rest would be glad
With her super hair powers
And creepy big eyes
She never attracted any of the guys
Just a hot brunnete always by her side
Together a sausage they never will hide
Now she's mutated like a butterfly
She has decided to change up her eyes
Her hair is much thicker from her womb shampoo
And from here on she never will need to go poo
But weaver sure likes her
That pervy old man
And mom is ok with her super white tan
And for some stupid reason Lexi killed her right hand
Lexi and daddy have gone into space
In a craft that has no atmosphere or air ,
Not even a trace .
So she builds a cacoon
That will help them survive
In a place were only rocks can thrive
...
I still have one more episode to watch before I can finish the rest ... Please feel free to add or correct ...
Now the auto pilot has gone insane
And lexi is no longer incharge with her brain
The shake and bake fish fry has come onboard
To get some revenge on mason of course
Lexi's three circle neckless was not full of pearls
But a control device that the fish head will twirl
The red rock of doom is stuck to her head
He wants to fry her and eat her instead .
But Mason jumps up and stabs at the fish
Because he wants fish fry stuck on his dish
The fish head is dying but just as he does
He smashes the self drive with his space glove
But lexi is magic and can fly the ship
She sends daddy packing without even a kiss
With strong will and spirit she heads to the moon
To save planet earth and go to her doom
She crashes the ship and blows herself up
While mason spins wildly and he knows he is $&@"?'
Back on earth they all gather to morn of there loss
Were's mason and lexi ? One of them got the toss