SGU stands for poo or just plain do do
White and Mallozzi have both gone insane
By wrecking a great franchise
Like a crashing train
First on the list is a closet sex romp
Then off to get fatboy , that genious clomp
Our beloved Jack is a now a nasty old prick
But thats how they all are , a ship full of dicks
Angry and ugly is the shows theme
If there not angry then the actor wont be in the scene
Start yellin and cussin and create a huff
And act like your something and act really tough