Bluce Ree
Tech Admin / Council Member
Um, the "Kessel Run" is an area of space that isn't heavily patrolled by the Imperial fleet, hence it's used by smugglers to avoid detection while transporting contraband. It has nothing to do with the laws of physics (unless you involve a black hole of course).
Obviously you've never lived the life of a mercenary buccaneer. How sad.
Yes, sad indeed, unlike us. I remember my days as a mercenary buccaneer, flying mercenary missions, doing mercenary stuff, eating mercenary food, fighting mercenary battles. Life was good until I ran out of anti-matter one day as I flew over Gateworld and was forced to crash land there. Suddenly, I was surrounded by loads of banality, unable to escape the mundane hypocrisy that I was doomed to endure.
Marooned in a wasteland of despair, I called upon my mercenary cunning and skills from within to get me out of that situation. I hid in the shadows of the site's wastebasket until the coast was clear, then emailed myself out of there. I thought to myself, "anywhere is better than here!" only to find myself dumped onto a ship called Density filled with backstabbing crybabies obsessed with hooking up. I then realized it was high time to see what the barrel end of my weapon tasted like and pulled the trigger.