Conan the Barbarian (Jason Momoa)

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SciphonicStranger

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I knew you would watch it just because you were curious!


I paused about 40 minutes in and was shocked to find that I still had over 70 minutes to go. :facepalm:

At least the original had some explanation as to how Conan developed his fighting skills. There was one scene where Conan frees some bare-breasted women that I swear was taken directly from the video game of a few years ago. The Goth witch annoyed me to death. In one scene she is conjuring up sand warriors to battle Conan but by the end of the movie she didn't seem to have any powers at all. I still have no idea what the magical bone mask was supposed to do. Hiring Morgan Freeman as the narrator didn't work for me either.
 

Bluce Ree

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It's not a bad thing, I just have not come across much to comment on for either fun or constuctivley. :)

When all else fails, post in the positivity thread. Positiveness is always welcome here! In fact ...


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