But those would be lies....
I am talking about actual provable situations
and do you think Al Gore could prove he invented the internet?
but really though, do you really think I am serious?
come on know, I know you are STEM focused, and many STEM people can be a bit too literal on things, but clearly you can see I was being sarcastic, no? I mean, I HOPE you can see that...
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now, on the other hand--to continue this line of the hypothetical "i made that" claim, it is merely the claim that makes people momentarily famous and gets them some cash to boot.
americans love this controversy shit. they love to see 'geeks' fighting it out and get the chance to call the nerds stupid for a change. you make a false claim, that they can't prove is false because a guy like you, with your skills,could make a pretty convincing case if you wanted to.
you get some gigs on talk shows, do some podcasts, get a interview on NPR's "SCI FRI" show, and get a few paydays and maybe some sponsorship for future endeavors.
or, the company in question, contacts you, pays you some shut up cash--just in case--and maybe offers you a cushy gig in their R&D Dept.
all because, so many americans want to choose to believe the fantastic and the improbable
you could just tell them you were in a coma for 30 years and just woke up to find out that Apple stole your idea
or microsoft stole something. people already know the stories of how these guys like Jobs and Gates "maybe" stole the ideas that were the foundations of their companies--you just build on that 'vox populi' suspicion. again, americans love to believe in the underdog.
just got to get a saddle on that puppy and ride it!