Gatefan1976
Well Known GateFan
Oh, they are popular and famous people like them, well shit, guess I just must be wrong then.........Actually that particular "review" is part review part comedy schtick. And it put its authors (who are filmmakers themselves and screenwriters in their own right) on the proverbial map, getting notice and raves from individuals ranging from Simon Pegg to Roger Ebert among others. And they noted the whole element of how there was in depth analysis wrapped in a lowbrow comedy wrapper. So trying to dismiss it as some guy needing his fam dummy back is wide of the mark.
I know what it is dude, that does not mean I have to slavishly agree with it, or even consider it good, or in depth or anything. Normally, something like that would not even be on my radar, nor would I bother to spend the time to -really- look at it, but in this case, I did because it was offered up as evidence, and I see little evidence, but plenty of opinion.
That's fine Joe, I am not arguing with you or OM about how you feel about the movies man, that's entirely how you feel, and I'm not gonna tell you how to feel about a movie!!As to why I regard the prequels as three of the worst movies ever made, it is the noxious combination of flat acting, poor writing, overuse of CGI and poor characterizations that make them bad movies.
OK, lets goWhere they go beyond bad to me is the huge violence they did to what was a well written sci-fantasy story in episodes 4-6. Even with the retconning Lucas did plus the work done in TCW and Rebels to try to make the prequels fit together with the OT they still don't align properly. Here are just a couple of the places:
Umm, you do know the art of seduction is tricking someone into doing what you want, right?- In the OT Vader was seduced by the Dark Side of the Force. It was that simple. Then in the prequels it is turned into Vader in essence being tricked into the Dark Side? It was ridiculous.
Rediculous, sure. Inaccurate, nope.
Why did Anakin get trained at all?- In the OT Obi-Wan flat out states that the predicament they are in is his fault. He flatly states that he took it on himself to train Anakin as a Jedi believing he could train him as well as Yoda. Meanwhile, in the prequels we have the Council (including Yoda) direct Obi Wan to train Anakin.
Qui-Gon wanted it, and Obi-wan took it upon himself to train him to fulfil his dying wish. Obi-wan could have said nothing and Anakin would not have been trained.
Obi-Wan: The boy is dangerous. They all sense it, why can't you?
Qui-Gon Jinn: I'm not allowed to train you, so I want you watch me and be mindful. Always remember, your focus determines your reality.
Qui-Gon Jinn: [mumbles, as Obi-Wan sits him up after battle with Darth Maul] Uhh, it's too late, it...
Obi-Wan: No!
Qui-Gon Jinn: Obi-Wan, promise... Promise me you will train the boy.
Obi-Wan: Yes, master.
Qui-Gon Jinn: [wiping a tear from Obi-Wan's right cheek] He is the chosen one. He will bring balance. Train him.
[nods, cries over Qui-Gon Jinn's body]
Obi-Wan: The council has granted me permission to train you. You will be a Jedi, I promise.
So, the council denied Qui-Gon, and only after his death do they agree to let Obi-wan train him, and Yoda does not even agree with the decision. It -was- Obi-wans "fault".
Luke cannot bring himself to kill his own father because he knows it is the path that leads to the dark side, He chops off Vader's hand, looks at his own prosthetic (the same one he cut off Vader in anger) and realised how close he is coming to falling to the dark side. He speaks from pride, and the desire to still see good in Vader. Anakin turns to the dark side because he fears for Padme, and he has just helped Palpatine kill the leader of the Jedi council.- In the OT it is made pretty clear that the reason Luke prevails against the Emperor's luring him to the Dark Side was his being a fully trained Jedi Knight, and that it was the lack of said training in Vader that led to his turning. Meanwhile, in the prequels fully trained Jedi Anakin turns pretty much for no logical reason and on the basis of spurious statements from someone obviously not trustworthy.
Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering, some wise words from Yoda, oh, from Episode I.............
You never -see- Yoda in a fight in Ep 5, where is the basis for that thought?- In the OT Yoda comes across as wise and as not needing things like lightsabers. Indeed in the OT it comes across as swordplay is secondary to a Jedi and that proper use of the Force is primary. In the prequels it is reversed and Yoda does come off as stupid (as do a lot of characters).
Proper use of the force?
What proper use of the force?
Go back and watch 4-6 again Joe, because the use of the force is minimal in 4-6. A few mind tricks, some TK, some farsight, some precognition, - all- used to advance the story. There is far more lightsaber combat, especially in 6 than any other use of the force. What is the -first- thing Obi-wan gives Luke? A lightsaber. What is the first thing he begins to train him in? Lightsaber combat, but that is somehow a secondary concern? Qui-Gon uses the force in this "proper way" more in Ep I than Luke probably does in all of 4-6 combined.
Please, continue.And so on and so on and so on.
That is a copout. I have said -several times- I don't hold them up in any high standing, think they are fantastic or any other appellation you -seem- to think I hold them up in. They were fairly boring and badly written. I liked the lightsaber duels, because I like swordplay (finding out Christopher Lee was going to play Dooku gave me a full on sword-geek-gasm), and I liked the space battles, cause I am an aircraft/spaceship nut, but not much else. What I -am- arguing is that they don't break continuity, (though they handle it very badly due to crap writing), and for all these "Yoda was dumb" comparisons simply have no legs to stand on.Obviously we will never agree on this. For some reason you hold the prequels to be better than I do. That's fine.
Like I said to OM, you think it was crap, cool, you think Yoda was dumb, I disagree -with the evidence given-. Don't forget, that is what I am arguing, not your feelings on the movies being bad.