Star Trek Discovery SUCKS.

Quetesh

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I don't have strong feelings one way or the other in some respects....but I am tired of reading all the freakin subtitles. Give it a rest and find a way for them to be speaking Klingon but sound like English or next time I will have to make sure I am not so tired when I watch it, which I should be able to be, I should not have to make sure I am mentally alert just to watch a damn tv show. It kinda felt like a bit too much work for a Sci Fi fun show. That is my main grief and oh.....why after all that did they not just bring some kind of a tagger they could shoot on the head Klingon bad guy and take his ass prisoner like they said they wanted to do? And why if someone was going to go over to get the guy would it be the Captain and First Officer? Don't they have a security officer that could lead that mission? And why would the third in command be such a wimp? "I was bred to sense death"? Fuck that, I choose to have a more qualified Lt Commander than you Buddy. If you are in any command position, you gotta have some gonads. Still, I will keep watching and see where they go with this.
 

Overmind One

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Look I was willing to give it a go but I think the show is trying too hard to be way different. Also, the guy behind it ie Alex kurtzman is the same guy who directed the awful mummy reboot and we know how bad that was even though it did well at the box office.

Actually, it bombed at the US box office. But nobody seems to be seeing that the so-called "Kelvinverse" and the "JJ Abramsverse" is actually the Kurtzmanverse, since he is the one who created it.
 

Tripler

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So when are we gonna start the Crystal Ball Awards !!! for ratings and other stuff :daniel_new_anime021::daniel_new_anime021::daniel_new_anime021: ...That was so much fun with sgpoo ...:icon_razz::icon_razz::icon_razz:

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Overmind One

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OMG, is it true that in episode #2 while Michael is in the ships brig she has a mind-meld across space with Sarek? A mind-meld literally across light years of space? LOL!
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YES. And if you remember the TNG episode "Reunification Part 2", Spock himself says that he never melded with his father, and Picard allowed him to share the meld after Sarek died. But, he did a super magical mind meld with a secret "ward" from earth and mentored her through school? Spock is alive and flying around on the 1701 under Captain Pike in Discovery's timeline. How are they gonna deal with that one?
 
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YES. And if you remember the TNG episode "Reunification Part 2", Spock himself says that he never melded with his father, and Picard allowed him to share the meld after Sarek died. But, he did a super magical mind meld with a secret "ward" from earth and mentored her through school? Spock is alive and flying around on the 1701 in Discovery's timeline. How are they gonna deal with that one?

OMG, that is ridiculous! :icon_lol: Everyone knows a mind-meld requires physical touch (or at the very least physical proximity if we're being loose and generous with the canon).

So now they've made it that sub-space communication is possible between two characters who are separated by a gulf of light years. What's next? They just trashed the canon so that leaves everything up for grabs.

So freakin' ridiculous. :rolleye0014:
 

Overmind One

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OMG, that is ridiculous! :icon_lol: Everyone knows a mind-meld requires physical touch (or at the very least physical proximity if we're being loose and generous with the canon).

So now they've made it that sub-space communication is possible between two characters who are separated by a gulf of light years. What's next? They just trashed the canon so that leaves everything up for grabs.

So freakin' ridiculous. :rolleye0014:

Well, they way they did it was first as a physical mind meld when she was YEARS younger and had been injured. Sarek melded with her. Then years later with her in the brig of the Shenzhou, he reaches out to her with his mind (excuse me while I laugh it all out). He explains how that original meld allows him to reach her across space (Im laughing so hard right now), and appears to her. She asks him "how is this possible"? I was asking the same damned thing! It's along the lines of magic tribble blood and portable transporters which can get from earth to Quo'nos. Typical Kurtzman stuff.
 
Well, they way they did it was first as a physical mind meld when she was YEARS younger and had been injured. Sarek melded with her. Then years later with her in the brig of the Shenzhou, he reaches out to her with his mind (excuse me while I laugh it all out). He explains how that original meld allows him to reach her across space (Im laughing so hard right now), and appears to her. She asks him "how is this possible"? I was asking the same damned thing! It's along the lines of magic tribble blood and portable transporters which can get from earth to Quo'nos. Typical Kurtzman stuff.

LOL! I guess the Vulcan brain isn't limited by physical reality and can transmit and receive messages via magic WiFi.

My God, what a shit show. :icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:
 

Overmind One

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LOL! I guess the Vulcan brain isn't limited by physical reality and can transmit and receive messages via magic WiFi.

My God, what a shit show. :icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

Get this...Sarek says to her that she has part of his Katra inside her. So, is "Katra" really a euphemism? So lets talk about this...was he her mentor or her lover? Seems to me like Kurtzman is making "black female with Vulcan male" a thing. First, Uhura and Spock banging in the turbolift, now this? :smiley-laughing021:
 

Tripler

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They banged in the turbo lift ? how did I miss that ! Oh I know . I was still in shock from the bridge smooch and closed my eyes and ears for the rest of the movie . I think my brain also stopped working at that point hence my inability to spell or speak correctly for the rest of my days ...
Yikes this show sounds very poopy indeed ...like a big do do ,... Lucky me . Have not seen it ...

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Overmind One

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They banged in the turbo lift ? how did I miss that ! Oh I know . I was still in shock from the bridge smooch and closed my eyes and ears for the rest of the movie . I think my brain also stopped working at that point hence my inability to spell or speak correctly for the rest of my days ...
Yikes this show sounds very poopy indeed ...like a big do do ,... Lucky me . Have not seen it ...

;)

Well, they didn't bang, I was being silly...or was I? :) They were even smooching on the transporter pad. I imagine he banged her in semi-private places on the ship. Hey, do Federation starships have closets?

But this Michael chick...how is it that Spock, who is flying around on the 1701 under Captain Pike, would not be in contact with his sister? I bet you a tribble's ass that they gloss over this and never even mention Spock. While he is out there on a 5 year mission, his daddy is melding with Michael and sticking his Katra in her. Huh? This show is so blindingly asinine!
 

Joelist

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And remember that time wise this is in the Prime universe...it has to be as it is set pre-Nero. You would think Spock would remember and have at some point spoken of his 100% human adopted sister.
 

Gate_Boarder

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Oh-h-h- la la. I just loved the French sub-titles when those Klingons were trying to speak - distracting much? Like someone else said the technology seems out of place, as the ship seems to be too sophisticated for the time.

No screen viewer for a war ship, with all that 'aluminum glass', I remember having discussions about Vipers surviving nuclear blasts, which makes their command post kind of ridiculous.

Then we had that white Zombie trying to eat Michael's brains. I thought that was very impolite of him.

Anyways violence and more mayhem. That's what we all want to see.
 

Overmind One

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So....this show is indeed easily available in full HD on the high seas. :)

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But you know what? I don't even want it like that. It's literally that bad. That warp effect they are using, it's so awful you can never talk about the journey from one star to another with all that swirly frenetic movement going on outside through the windows.

I can't get over just how much they threw out. Like, everything. But they still think they need a Sarek and a Harry Mudd? Why? This show has nothing to do with Star Trek.
 

Overmind One

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And remember that time wise this is in the Prime universe...it has to be as it is set pre-Nero. You would think Spock would remember and have at some point spoken of his 100% human adopted sister.

Ya think? It's illogical.

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Overmind One

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Why are they going with this being in a "prime timeline"? They still have not rescinded that statement.

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Overmind One

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Someone should have told Spock that he could have mind-melded with Sarek any time he wanted to. Hell, he could probably have mind-melded with him after his death, easy peasy. There are no limits or rules to mind-melding!

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They have established this magical link between Sarek and Michael, and either he or she can simply reach out and touch the other. She isn't even telepathic, or perhaps now telepathy is something that can be learned in a Vulcan school and not a biological trait?

OMG....what if they get Zack Quinto to come in as Spock and prop up this nonsense? :facepalm:
 
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heisenberg

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So....this show is indeed easily available in full HD on the high seas. :)

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But you know what? I don't even want it like that. It's literally that bad. That warp effect they are using, it's so awful you can never talk about the journey from one star to another with all that swirly frenetic movement going on outside through the windows.

I can't get over just how much they threw out. Like, everything. But they still think they need a Sarek and a Harry Mudd? Why? This show has nothing to do with Star Trek.
Speaking of which, you know that's a bad thing right? That's what made Lame of Thrones popular and I am sure that's what CBS is backing on.
CBS is definitely backing on capturing Star Wars Fans, NUBSG fans, and generally people who want to turn off their brains.

Also someone is rigging IMDB by pushing up the ratings

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt5171438/

https://arstechnica.com/gaming/2017/09/star-trek-discovery-is-getting-pirated-a-lot/

More people are going to watch this garbage because people still like explosions and Transformers style tv series. Once in a while it's okay, but a whole god damn series? No...

Also it's apparent that Screenrant is getting paid by CBS it write drivel like this when they don't understand how ratings work. Dumbass author.

http://screenrant.com/star-trek-discovery-ratings-orville/#comments

Seriously, though, the hateful nature and provocative nature is what's going to make discovery popular. These dickheads KNOW that Star Trek fans are very emotional creatures so inorder to create hype they write these clickbait articles to generate viewership and generating sales. I don't participate in them but I do notice a trend.
 
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