*disclaimer*
( I hate Keller! I am sorry to anyone who really likes her. I have nothing nice to say about her!)
Search and Rescue: I like most of this episode. I like the bits with Rodney and Lorne (Lorne's leg is broken, but Rodney is in the most pain. (LOL) I loved Torren's birth (so unbelievable) but funny..to a point. Rodney worried about looking at Teyla's Hoo Hoo was priceless.
What I hate: John was impaled and bleeding pretty bad, but yah go ahead. Go rescue Teyla. Cause you are the only one who can fly a dart. And seeing the jumper was hijacked. WOW So nice of you to almost bleed to death for a plot point.
Seed: What I liked: The doors not working for Woolsey.
What I hated: The rest of the episode. Keller wakes up and finds goo on her had and unless she was playing with herself...she should have said UM HEY....Goo....WTF.
Broken Ties: Hey it's the third Episode of the season..must be Ronon's IMPORTANT EPISODE OF THE SEASON. They broke canon with this episode by turning him into a wraith worshipper. When they all ready said his immunity to the enzyme is WHY they made him a runner in the first place.
What I liked: the end when the team sat by him as he went through withdrawls.
Daedulus Variations: I loved the whole episode.
Ghost in the Machine: I liked most of the episode. I didn't like the way they left Elizabeth floating there like they did Niam.
The Shrine: I really really hate Keller! I understand that the Shine was not going to cure Rodney...at first. HOWEVER, if Keller had gotten of her high horse and LISTENED to Ronon and Teyla, they would have got there sooner and Rodney would not have all most died. Keller (did i mention I don't like her?) was so enthralled by Rodney and his personality change that should have been her first clue. After this episode every action she took toward hooking up with Rodney was a reason to fire her un-ethical ass.
Whispers: Really? John Sheppard Military leader of Atlantis don't know all of his people? They lost me there. Carson and John were so out of character in this episode it was laughable. The zombie/monsters were dumb. The Girl Power team was blah. (fan fic helped the team out to be almost good)
The Queen: So now wonder Keller is a plastic surgeon?
Teyla looks great as a wraith Queen. I'm all with Teyla on blowing up the Wraith.
Tracker: I skipped this piece of shit. I had no desire to watch Rodney and Ronon start destroying their friendship over Keller. Bro's before Ho's man.
First Contact: I liked Daniel showing up. I like them finding the room. I didn't like Rodney picking on John. So not going to happen. Once again Teyla is kicked to the back of the plot.
Lost Tribe: Ronon, Keller and her Hair ruined this episode for me.
Outsiders: Why can't they hire Carson again? Daniel Died, then came back. So who cares if Carson is a clone? The bit in the dart was pretty funny.
Inquisition: Clip shows! When you just don't give a shit to write a whole episode. Brought to you by: We are getting ready for SGU and you guys can go BLEEP yourselves.
Prodigal: Stun Bubble, Car Races, UBER MAMMA Teyla, Star Trek 3 rip off. "I....Have....Had....Enough.....Of......You! Ahhhhhhh splat. Goodbye Michael.
Remnants: It was a weird one. Only saw it once.
Brain Storm: I skipped this huge Marin Gero wet dream of sleeping with Keller Via Rodney...YUCK (he said so himself) which just makes it even more..gross!
Infection: I only watched at this one, so I can't really say anything about it.
Identity: Why did they use Keller once more when they could have easily used Teyla? One more that I skipped to to Keller.
Vegas: I also just watched at this one. It was not my John, or Rodney and I rwally find it hard to believe that in an alternate Universe Keller and Rodney are together as well.....whatever.
Plus this was just a way to FINALLY KILL John Sheppart
Enemy at the Gate: What a steaming pile of horse shit.
Ther was just so much WRONG with the season. I really do think that they were working so hard on SGU that they just put as little effort into the season, and it shows.