Mallozzi's Mailbag & More II

Overmind One

GateFans Gatemaster
Staff member
Yeah tell me about it. :facepalm: Those lyrics actually makes this sound like Shakespeare, and that's a hell of an accomplishment.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSD4vsh1zDA

We we we so excited? Fun fun fun fun???

Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)

Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes afterwards

:facepalm:
 

Overmind One

GateFans Gatemaster
Staff member
That song was cute!

Be glad it wasn't "Muskrat Love"...every generation has their totally idiotic songs! :wink:

That song was cute though. :) It was made because Captain (of Captain and Tenille) found that sound in his synthesizer and Tenille thought it reminded her of a Muskrat. At least it had cute lyrics. This thing by Rebecca Black is just...empty.
 

EvilSpaceAlien

Sinister Swede
We we we so excited? Fun fun fun fun???

Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)

Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes afterwards

:facepalm:

Do they give out Razzie awards in music? If so, I think that her song would sweep them. Worst lyrics, worst sound, worst artist, worst video.. What else?
 

heisenberg

Earl Grey
http://josephmallozzi.wordpress.com/2011/04/03/april-3-2011-on-the-move-a-long-overdue-mailbag/
Angelus writes: “You mean the “super secret project” A.K.A “Transporter TV Show” of which everyone has been aware for the past couple of months? That super secret project?”
Answer: Yes, that one. Shhhhh.


cherluvya writes: “Now…Carl isn’t leaving LEAVING is he? Just for the writing period…right?”
Answer: Alas, Carl is just freelancing on the show. He’s going away to work on his script and will be back sometime in the near future to break his second episode. :( As Paul pointed out last night, even though we’ve known Carl longer, Alexander will probably miss him the most. Those two really hit it off. They were beste of freundes.


irish pete writes: “Will this new series have as much action as human target?”
Answer: That’s a pretty safe bet.

David J writes: “has Brad and co made any new progress then last you said they had made progress (earlier last month) not that you could tell us much but has there been ANY moves forward for SGU?”
Answer: Last I heard (on Friday) there was some movement but, curiously, it was neither forward nor backward but sideways. Strange but true.


DP writes: “Questions about the new series: 1. What does the new series have in common with Stargate?”
Answer: Action, adventure, engaging characters, interesting relationships, a sense of fun, and humor.


“2. What does the new series have in common with the Xbox game Simpson’s Road Rage?”
Answer: Fast-paced four-wheel action. And colorful characters.


“3. What are some locales we’ll see in the new series?”
Answer: The series will have a certain European flair.


“4. Who is your favorite character?”
Answer: Right now, I’m loving them all – however, I do hold a special affinity for our protagonist, Frank.


“5. What are some of the main character’s quirks or, oh, let’s say, rules that govern his/her behavior?”
Answer: Oh, he’s got a few. He’s quite regimented that way.


“6. What has the main character been doing since the last movie?”
Answer: Ah, you’re assuming the series picks up where the last movie left off. Not quite.


“7. What will the main character be doing in the pilot that we’ve seen him/her do before?”
Answer: His job.


“8. What does the main character do for a living?”
Answer: Helps people in need. For a price. So long as their need requires getting something from point A to point B.


“9. Does the main character have any special skills?”
Answer: Oh, plenty. Don’t get on his bad side or you’ll experience them firsthand.


“10. Is the main character an upstanding, square-jawed hero?”
Answer: Definitely not.


“11. What does the main character have in common with you?”
Answer: He’s not an upstanding, square-jawed hero. Also, we both drive Audi’s.


“12. Does the main character have any pets?”
Answer: Nope. Maybe a couple of pugs in season 2?
dasNdanger writes: “Since it’s fresh on my mind – any news on the comic book front?”
Answer: We’re looking at an early 2012 release.


Lou Zucaro writes: “1) How many black Audis does the production have, and are they owned / leased / fake?”
Answer: We’re still in early prep and have yet to close the deal on the cars. Once ours, they will need to be modified in order to pull off some of the ambitious/awesome stunts we’re scripting.


2) The new A8 is pretty f’ing phenomenal…is that what we’re going to see on-screen?
Answer: That’s the plan.


3) Did you open the package?
Answer: I’m incredibly curious and impatient so, yes, I couldn’t resist and opened the package. It contained gummi bears and a coupon for a free tractor trailer ride at the local county fair.


Andrea-Fonville White writes: “Have you thought of casting any one from Stargate?”
Answer: I’ve certainly suggested some former Stargate vets as we gear up for auditions.


Thornyrose writes: “So, as an executive producer, will you have to fly over the pond for the European side of the production? If so, how often?”
Answer: That task would fall to someone else. Chances are I’ll probably be quite busy on this side of the pond. Still, if it was necessary, I do speak French and do love French food…


Sparrow_hawk writes: “Did I miss some posts or haven’t we gotten any Q&A responses from the authors on the recent books?”
Answer: Nope, ’tis true. We’re awaiting Q&A responses from our last three guest authors. In all fairness, I told them not to rush and to turn their answers around at their earliest convenience.


Sean D. writes: “What would you say are some key similarities and differences, so far, in your experience with the new franchise as compared to the Stargate franchise?”
Answer: When Paul and I joined the Stargate franchise, the production was a well-oiled machine that had been humming along for three years. All the major start-up issues had been addressed and it was a simple matter of stepping aboard and enjoying the ride. In the case of this new series, we’re essentially building the foundation for what will hopefully be a nice long run. Like Stargate, the people we’re working with are terrific, which is key.


Sean D. writes: “How does the restaurant scene in the Toronto area compare to that of the Vancouver area?”
Answer: Sushi aside (I’ve already resigned myself to the fact that I can give up any hope of enjoying a Japanese meal for the duration of my Toronto stay), pretty good. I hit some pretty fine restaurants on my initial trip here (Nota Bene, George, Splendido) and discovered some very good

casual eateries on this swing.


KEK writes: “Is there any way you could push for MGM to commission a novelization of your script that you and the other writers would consider canon?”
Answer: Alas, it’s out of my hands. For what it’s worth, I think it’s a terrific idea.


pennlynn writes: “How has your stress level been??”
Answer: 95% of my stress revolves around dog issues (their safety, their health, the fact that they’re well taken care of). I can pretty much roll with whatever punches life throws at me on all other fronts.


Ivon Bartok writes: “Stop talking shit about Toronto, Mallozzi…”
Answer: A Vancouverite such as yourself wouldn’t understand…


Stu writes: “Come on, there are douchebags in every major city, small town, hamlet, and outpost in the entire world. Don’t shit on an entire city because of one a-hole. [...] Meh, you just lost a reader.”
Answer: What are you, the mayor of Toronto? Look, I’d love nothing better than to say the city is beautiful, the traffic is awesome, the people are friendly and, up until recently, the weather has been delightful – but I can’t. Hopefully, in time, I will. Still, I’m sorry if I offended you.
And your Maple Leafs suck.



Ulrike Tannenberg writes: “Someone commented a few days ago that the chances for a 3.season are zero (sad, but I knew that) and the chances for a movie are almost zero (that was new to me and totally shocked me, as it is/was something of a last hope). So the question is: is it true – almost no chance for a SGU-movie?”
Answer: Someone commented? Was this someone an official spokesperson for MGM? If so, then they would know. If, on the other hand, that someone was some nameless noob on a discussion forum, then they don’t know anymore than hou do. A third season of SGU is not in the cards, but a movie is still a possibility.



paloosa writes: “1) Since the show is in early pre-production, will it be airing in 2012?”

Answer: Yes, the plan is to premiere in early 2012.


“2) Any chance for casting any Stargate actors?”
Answer: I did make some requests for people I wanted to see audition.




“3) Is this strictly a Canadian production, or will it include American or European actors, writers and directors?”
Answer: It’ll be a melting pot of talent in front of and behind the camera.




“4) Will there be less studio or network involvement in the creative decisions than you were subjected to with Syfy?”
Answer: No, I’m sure the networks will be equally involved on the creative front. Their first round of notes were quite good.
lol...guess this pretty much clears the doubt people had of what he was working on.Though I hate him bashing Toronto! I used to live their, he is just being picky...and why the hell would MGM be still reluctant of giving SGU a movie?
 

heisenberg

Earl Grey
I don't get this either!


:P
He is in own little world. Still doesn't want to admit, SGU was/is a failure...

On a side note to expand on him hating toronto...Seriously though, he not only offended others but, also offended me aswell.I used to live their for 5 years(My accent is still Canadian ;) but my accent isn't like Joseph Mallozzi) and the city is awesome.

Way to generalize the entire freaking city just because his block wasn't neighbour-hood friendly ; dumbass! He should be a little more careful next-time before,spewing such bullshit out of his mouth. Toronto rocks!
 

Tropicana

Council Member
Answer: Last I heard (on Friday) there was some movement but, curiously, it was neither forward nor backward but sideways. Strange but true.
So through that BS, it's no progress - no major news he has promised the squeedrones, months ago. He should just admit it - knows nothing and never will. He should really just worry his pretty little head with "Transporters" the series and concentrate on that.

Answer: Someone commented? Was this someone an official spokesperson for MGM? If so, then they would know. If, on the other hand, that someone was some nameless noob on a discussion forum, then they don’t know anymore than hou do. A third season of SGU is not in the cards, but a movie is still a possibility.
Is that a dig on us, or on GW? It doesn't take a genius to establish patterns to data and work out probability outcomes. Basic mathematics.
 

Tropicana

Council Member
He should have went to my primary school, there use to be a class on "Reasoning", before it got merged with something else - I think it's now part of "Problem Solving", but it is now basis of education - kids have to read, understand, compute and give a solution to whatever scenario through reasoning.

With "Reasoning" class, it was either mathematics based, comprehensive English based, scientific, or logic and it was up to the pupil to make sense of the data and deduce a reasonable deduction - next part of a puzzle or equation, what is said/meant between the lines, missing word after a group of supposedly unrelated words, etc. This was 9-11 yo stuff. Of course people like Mallozzi get all annoyed and vocal, when people can reason and can see through his simplistic cloak and are able to predict correctly outcomes or next sequences of events through basic reasoning, mathematics, life experience and logical deductions.
 

EvilSpaceAlien

Sinister Swede
I'm worried my head would implode, lol.

Yeah I can see why you would be worried about that. :P But it seems like the girl is just making fun all that stuff surrounding that Friday video. I have a hard time believing that the vid is supposed to be taken seriously.
 

Tropicana

Council Member
Yeah I can see why you would be worried about that. :P But it seems like the girl is just making fun all that stuff surrounding that Friday video. I have a hard time believing that the vid is supposed to be taken seriously.
Well I have just saw it and I'm kinda creeped out. Let's hope she was poking fun at herself. or else we can all talk like a valley girl.

"Oh wow, I so can't wait to hear more of "Friday" and all those remixes; it will be like a total bomb and be all simple with my lyrics!! *Squeals*


lol
 

Tripler

Well Known GateFan
He is in own little world. Still doesn't want to admit, SGU was/is a failure...

On a side note to expand on him hating toronto...Seriously though, he not only offended others but, also offended me aswell.I used to live their for 5 years(My accent is still Canadian ;) but my accent isn't like Joseph Mallozzi) and the city is awesome.

Way to generalize the entire freaking city just because his block wasn't neighbour-hood friendly ; dumbass! He should be a little more careful next-time before,spewing such bullshit out of his mouth. Toronto rocks!

What a Jackass ! I grew up in Quebec but have now lived in Toronto for some 30 years . I would live no where else but here . This City is awesome . Met my wife here . Raced cars professionally in my 20ty's here . Now my wife and I are raising our kids here . If I had stayed in small town Quebec none of that would have happened . Oh and Toronto has some of the best Sushi places anywhere . Yuemi Sushi is the best in TO . It is on Queen St and Main you jackass JM !!! Dick
 

EvilSpaceAlien

Sinister Swede
I normally wouldn't defend JM. But I mean he has just moved to a new city so of course he's not going to warm up to it right away because he's just left the place he's been living in for the past decade or so. I'm sure he wasn't the biggest fan of Vancouver either when he moved there. And he's moving to TO during the end of winter with all the snow and rain which isn't the best time of year in any city. I'm pretty sure he'll warm up to Toronto eventually but he probably haven't even had the time to settle in yet.
 
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