Now that SGU has been cancelled, this is how it should end (LOL Best slam/joke on the show!)
I can't take credit for this it was posted on imbd.com
Now that the show has been cancelled. This is how the show should be ended.....
Many people have said just how god awful this show is if you are SG fan, hell its god awful if you are science fiction fan in general, so instead of saying it one more time I will offer solution that will fix this show.
Next episode ship "Destiny" suddenly stops, stargate activates and a single bad guy played by Steven Seagal boards the ship, unarmed he then proceeds to kill everyone on board. Scott, Young, Chloe, and Eli manage to escape the massacre and are hiding in one of the rooms, they've managed to lock the door but Steven is mercilessly banging on the door and its only matter of time before he breaks in. Carebearish tears of emoness starts to flow by gallons as whats left of the crew realizes that end is nigh, as the last ditch effort to save their lives, they try to bargain with Steven, they offer him Chloe if he spares their lives. Steven accepts their terms of surrender and asks them to open the door, he gives them his word that their lives will be spared. Young then opens the door only to be brutally beaten by Steven, who then proceeds to beat rest of them to death until all that is left is Chloe. Steven then looks at her as his expression slightly changes into what resembles a smile, Chloe looks at Steven and smiles back, thinking that he will spare her life, at that point Steven takes her to gate room, dials the gate, lifts her above his head and tosses her thru the gate. Now you can do one of those BSG camera moments that you like so much, shot of gate floating in space, and Chloe with facial expression of pure terror as she drifts away from the gate, choking in the vacuum of space.
Steven, finally alone aboard the ancient starship discovers communication stones, using the stones he then kicks ass of everyone back on Earth too, except O'Neils ass, because O'Neill is still cool and we can forgive him his brief transgression at the start of episode 1. After that, "Destiny" jumps into hyper drive never to be seen again.
There you go, i fixed the show for you.
LOL Best slam/joke on the show! Check it out at
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1286039/...ts?filter=hate
its at the bottom of the first page. I had to tell everyone