Gatefan1976
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:lol:
We can hope, but it's as likely as finding Mary Magdaline nailed to the cross instead.
Thor: The Dark World. Reviews are mixed.
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We can hope, but it's as likely as finding Mary Magdaline nailed to the cross instead.
Gatefan1976
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Wouldn't be the first time either Loki or Thor got a bit of transgender action :lol:
Illiterati
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Well, he IS Sleipnir's mother, after all, as I recall...
All I'm seeing are tits. Tits, tits and more tits, sigh... :moody:
Gatefan1976
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Of course I'm referring to Loki.You recall correctly (if you are referring to Loki)
Gatefan1976
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Of course I'm referring to Loki.
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Thor only got as far as a bit of cross dressing
JaffaKree!
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I think we're talking about two different things (at least) here.
I know jack about the Marvel Thor, his life and times, so I know nothing about Jane either or the movie version's suitability for the hero.
I was mostly chiming in on *why* Natalie Portman. She's pretty. BAM!
I know jack about the Marvel Thor, his life and times, so I know nothing about Jane either or the movie version's suitability for the hero.
I was mostly chiming in on *why* Natalie Portman. She's pretty. BAM!
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The other day, Portman jokingly claimed that the only reason she was cast in the part as "Jane" is that she's so little, she makes the Asgardians look even taller.
Yes, I laughed.
You know, don't watch this movie when up all night and sick - it makes the flaws ever more apparent.
For example, the plot is nonsensical. Thor and Loki play well off of each other but Natalie Portman is embarrassingly bad as Jane. In fact, is there a plot?
For example, the plot is nonsensical. Thor and Loki play well off of each other but Natalie Portman is embarrassingly bad as Jane. In fact, is there a plot?
Portman was horrible in both the Avengers and in Thor TDW.
Actually she has stunk up the screen in every single movie I have seen her in (both Thor's, the prequels, V for Vendetta). That she gets roles is a mystery.
Picture a remake of Thelma and Louise starring Portman and Megan Fox - theater screens would implode from the cosmic force of the truly bad acting that would be on display.
Picture a remake of Thelma and Louise starring Portman and Megan Fox - theater screens would implode from the cosmic force of the truly bad acting that would be on display.
Where? And why am I not seeing these "tits" on this forum?
Its in the Sooper Seekrit Tit Forum....I thought you knew!
I really don't get fascination with breasts. YES, they look nice, but I am unlikely to be attracted to a woman with huge breasts unless she has a nice round butt and curves to go with them. AND they must be real, or it's a dealbreaker. Many of my buddies seem to go gaga over huge (fake) breasted, skinny, flat butt shapeless blondes. No thanks! Ill take a nice C-cup natural breasted woman with a nice round butt and a little bit of hips.
Please, I've already had to use a gallon of eye bleach. I don't think I can take anymore sweater meat -- unless of course we're talkin' these kinds of sweater hams:
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No one ever lets me in on Sooper Seekrit stuff. I'm always left out. :moody: