Things you shouldn't yell out in public

[Bluce Ree]

Be weary of anyone asking you to read this off a napkin:

I am Sofa King we Todd did

Don't yell this out at a social gathering with your arms open:

Alpha Kenny Body

 

[OMNI]

 

[Overmind One]

Be weary of anyone asking you to read this off a napkin:



Don't yell this out at a social gathering with your arms open:

 

[lady_maneth]

In a crowded movie theater: "Fire!"

 

[EvilSpaceAlien]

Be weary of anyone asking you to read this off a napkin:



Don't yell this out at a social gathering with your arms open:

Also, be very suspicious of strange people named Ayfaq Uwafe.

 

[OMNI]

ALLAHU AKBAR anywhere public.

 

[shavedape]

"Godzilla!!!"

 

[EvilSpaceAlien]

ALLAHU AKBAR anywhere public.

Kind of depends on which country you're in, don'tcha think?

 

[EvilSpaceAlien]

"Godzilla!!!"

"Mothra!!!"