Riddick (2013)
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I know, huh? Wasnt great.
I have been meaning to watch it again just to see if I like it better the second time, but it wasnt all that.
shavedape
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Vin Diesel is a six-foot tall shaved penis. You'd think this would appeal to me but sadly it does not. I gave up on anything with him in it when I saw XXX. (I did, unfortunately, catch this futuristic one where he saves this girl only to become a dad at the end of it -- pure dreck, but it was free on cable so I watched it.)
Yep, and he never has sex with any of the women in his movies! What's up with that?
Vin Diesel films tend to follow specific formulas. Fast and the Furious are heist films now, he also does a lot of one offs and Riddick is sort of the odd one. Basically the story on the latest Riddick he and David Twohy financed it themselves in response to fan sentiment and also Diesel wanted to revisit Riddick. Their entire objective was to keep the film simple and "back to basics" as they felt Chronicles of Riddick got too complex and epic. Sounds like they paired it down too much. However it did make them good money.
Bluce Ree
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Bluce Ree
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He had a long time fling with Rodriguez after the first Fast movie. She's not a lesbian, by the way.
shavedape
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She often plays a tough chick so that has stigmatized her in people's (limited) minds.
I know plenty of tough chicks who are definitely not lesbians! For instance NuBSG's Starbuck actress (Katee Sackhoff) is plenty tough and plenty feminine. She is in Riddick. I think Lucy Lawless and even Scarlett Johansson is tough and feminine.
Bluce Ree
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She plays a tough lesbian in Riddick(ulous).
I LOLed at this:
http://www.stripersonline.com/t/445189/vin-diesel-true-facts
http://www.stripersonline.com/t/445189/vin-diesel-true-facts
- Vin Diesel started the fire, and he keeps it burning but the earth keeps turning because of gravity.
- Vin Diesel can predict the shuffle on his iPod.
- If you were to lock Vin Diesel in a room with a guitar, a year later you would have the greatest album ever, it would sweep the Grammy's. When asked why he doesn't do this Vin replied "Because Grammy's are for queers." then he ate a knife to show the seriousness of his response.
- In fine print at on the last page of the Guiness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Vin Diesel, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever come to matching him.
- Vin Diesel is connected to Kevin Bacon by 0 degrees, despite not being Kevin Bacon.
- Leap years are caused by Vin Diesel holding the earth back from rotating.
- For every Vin Diesel, there is an equal and opposite Vin Diesel. Upon hearing this, Vin Diesel killed his opposite, causing space-time to unravel. Consequently, we are all living in Vin Diesel's imagination.
- Vin Diesel sleeps once every 2 weeks, for half an hour, standing up, with his eyes open, and he looks pissed off.
- Vin Diesel can solve a Rubik's Cube in one move.
- If you haven't seen Alien vs. Predator yet, don't bother, Vin Diesel wins.
- They say all of the music on The Postal Service's hit CD "Give Up" is electronic. It was recently proven that that's a boldfaced lie. Vin Diesel made all of those sounds with his very own mouth.
- Vin Diesel dipped a blade into the ocean; four perfect drops spilled back, and those became the islands of Japan.
- Vin Diesel likes to walk around with his penis pushed back between his legs. He calls it his Vin-gina.
- One of Vin Diesel's eyes is lazy, but through sheer willpower he can make it move in synch with his good eye. Nobody knows which is which.
- Vin Diesel has an evil twin who he converted to good, thus turning himself evil.
- Vin Diesel masturbates with sand paper because it makes him feel tough.
- Vin Diesel is so tall that his field of vision goes all the way around the world, and he can see his own butt.
- The French insulted Vin Diesel 500 years ago because his name means "Gasoline Wine" in French. His revenge is the reason they've been too scared to fight ever since.
- When asked why he swam the entire lengths of both the Atlantic and Indian Oceans, Diesel responded that he wanted to prove Australia didn't exist. When asked if his theory was correct, he proceeded on breakdancing to Madonna's "like a virgin" for 7 days and 6 nights.
- If God made a burrito so hot that even He could not eat it, Vin Diesel would eat it with Fire sauce from Taco Bell.
- When Vin Diesel jumps into a body of water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Vin instead.
- Vin Diesel's 1969 paper on quantum mechanics is the reason why Stephen Hawking is in a wheel chair.
- Vin Diesel can whistle Beethoven's entire Fifth Overture, while underwater. This comes as no surprise, considering he helped write it.
- If you play Pink Floyd's 'Dark Side of the Moon' album whilst watching 'The Wizard of Oz' on the TV with no sound, Dorothy will turn into Vin Diesel and rape all the Munchkins.
- Prices increase when Vin Diesel walks down the aisles in Wal*Mart.
- If you cut one of Vin Diesel's limbs off, it will grow back twice as large.
- Vin Diesel will always exist as long as there is hatred in the hearts of men.
- Vin Diesel once beat a man to death with his own skull, to prove that it is indeed physically possible.
- When Vin Diesel farts in India, it rains in Rio. Don't ask why.
- you may argue this point to the death, but... Vin Diesel's name backwards is Tiffany Dunk.
- The sinking of Atlantis was actually caused by Vin Diesel's sobbing over his favorite character's death in Beverly Hill 90210. He would have raised it again, but Melrose Place came on.
- The stock market rises and falls according to the length of Vin Deisel's fingernails.
- Vin Diesel recently added 'moose' to his "Animals That Tried to Fight Me and Lost" list.
- Vin Diesel can Feng Shui your living room in less than ten minutes using only his rectum.
- Vin Diesel cannot be seen by eskimos, only heard.
- Vin Diesel had conclusive scientific proof that Pi equaled exactly 3, but his dog ate it. He then devoured the dog.
- Vin Diesel spelled backwards is Vin Diesel. If you get Leseid Niv, you did it wrong.
- Vin Diesel bites straight into hot pizza, without blowing first.
- Vin Diesel was once locked in a dark room, and the dark got scared.
- Vin Diesel can make 30 minute brownies in 10 minutes.
- When asked "Why is the sky blue?," Vin Diesel replied "Because I ran out of red."
- Vin Diesel is not in fact bald, but has discovered the secret of limited invisibility.
- When golfing, if you accidentally miss the fairway, yelling 'Vin Diesel' will make the ball automatically appear on the green. Just try not to use it too often.
- What doesn't kill you, only makes Vin Diesel stronger.
- Paradoxically, half of Vin Diesel equals one Vin Diesel. This means that one quarter Vin Diesel also equals one Vin Diesel, and on and on forever. The Vin Diesel that we perceive is the sum total of an infinite amount of Vin Diesels and his powers reflect this.
- Too may Vin Diesels do not spoil the broth. They make it better.
- Vin Diesel does not spank the monkey, he spanks King Kong.
- The new Airbus A380 can carry as much as 850 passengers 5% farther than the Boeing 747 for 5% less cost. So can Vin Diesel.
- Vin Diesel's High School prank was Western Civilization.
- Vin Diesel is Darth Vader's father.
- Vin Diesel killed Kenny. He is a bastard.
- Vin Diesel can express the root of -1 through interperative dance.
- Vin Diesel invented Taiwan just to piss off China.
- Vin Diesel is the original metrosexual. He is waiting for the market to ripen before he reveals that he has moved up 7 echelons to become the universe's first cosmosexual.
- Vin Diesel was the one who let the dogs out.
- When Vin Diesel told the Microsoft Word paper clip to go away, it never came back.
Gatefan1976
Well Known GateFan
Looks like the Chuck Norris list, with a different name.
Never saw that.
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Doesnt she have sex with him at the end?
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Bluce Ree
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Never saw that.
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Doesnt she have sex with him at the end?
Nope. He predicted she would straddle him and she does when she hooks the harness around him to lift him off the ground to safety.
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He said he would be "balls deep" in her. And in the Merc station, she asks if he is going to die "before or after I fck him". I just watched it again.
Bluce Ree
Tech Admin / Council Member
He said he would be "balls deep" in her. And in the Merc station, she asks if he is going to die "before or after I fck him". I just watched it again.
She was being sarcastic.
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She was being sarcastic.
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But he did say he was going to be "balls deep" in her at the end, when he was chained to the bench. When was the last time you watched it?
She remembered that he said that, which is when she said what she did. I could give you the time index. 