Gatefan1976
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MY favorite comment.........
Leia. "Something you'd like to add, Skywalker?"
Luke. "Yes, ma'am. The data on the TIE Defender is inaccurate. I watched one do a zero-g negative dive."
Leia. "Oh really? Where and when"?
Luke. "That's classified. I could tell you but then I'd have to perform a Jedi Mind Trick on you."
Leia. "Skywalker, I am a high commander of the Rebel Alliance, what you know I know, now what happened?"
Luke. "Well we started on his six but a reverse retro thrust force me to pull up above him."
Leia. "If you were above him, how did you see him?"
Luke. "Because I was inverted."
Wedge "*cough* bullshit!."
Biggs. "No, man he was. He was inverted."
Leia "What were you doing up there?"
Luke "Keeping up diplomatic relations. You know communicating. I gave him the Mynock."
Leia. "The Mynock?"
Biggs. "You know the finger?"
Leia. "YES! I know the finger, Biggs."
Biggs. "I'm sorry, I hate it when it does that."
Leia. "So you're the one?"
Luke "Yes ma'am."