Phillie Phanatic sued, allegedly tossed woman into pool at Jersey Shore wedding

SciphonicStranger

Objects may be closer than they appear
What is the world coming to?

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mlb-b...5--mlb.html;_ylt=AuiEvtHnqik0R5plqpZTbQgRvLYF

The Philadelphia Phillies find themselves among the defendants in a lawsuit brought by a woman named Suzanne Peirce, who alleges she sustained myriad injuries after the Phanatic tossed her — lounge chair and all — into a pool at the Golden Inn of Avalon, N.J., the weekend she was attending her sister's wedding two years ago. All that's missing from this story is Tommy Lasorda and an ATV chase. There's YouTube video of the Phanatic engaging in certain "antics" at said inn, but no smoking gun. (Or dripping-wet lawsuit lady.)

At least they know where he'll be this summer - the authorities should snap the cuffs on him right there at the ballpark. :winking0052:
 

shavedape

Well Known GateFan
What is the world coming to?

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mlb-b...5--mlb.html;_ylt=AuiEvtHnqik0R5plqpZTbQgRvLYF



At least they know where he'll be this summer - the authorities should snap the cuffs on him right there at the ballpark. :winking0052:

Now hold up - hold up! Let's not be hasty here... Let's think this through a minute...

I'm not saying it's right to toss someone into a pool (replete with lounge chair, which is the part I truly love) but can any of us say that it's wrong??? Me thinks not. Now let's just sit back and drink our mojitos and watch this farce unfold. :anim_59:
 

SciphonicStranger

Objects may be closer than they appear
Now hold up - hold up! Let's not be hasty here... Let's think this through a minute...

I'm not saying it's right to toss someone into a pool (replete with lounge chair, which is the part I truly love) but can any of us say that it's wrong??? Me thinks not. Now let's just sit back and drink our mojitos and watch this farce unfold. :anim_59:

No matter how many mojitos I drink, it won't change the fact that the Phanatic is a menace to society.

Here he is shamelessly assaulting an innocent baseball fan.

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Here he is robbing a colleague - in public no less.

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He even hangs out with known war criminals...


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He is a repeat offender and needs to go back to prison where he belongs. :whip:

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Graybrew1

Guest
Frak them if they can't take a joke.

Can you say oppurtunists?
 

Highlander

GateFans Cadet
My question is what did she say or do? I mean if she acts anything like the cast on jersey shore, she may have gotten what she deserved.:jaded:
 

SciphonicStranger

Objects may be closer than they appear
My question is what did she say or do? I mean if she acts anything like the cast on jersey shore, she may have gotten what she deserved.:jaded:

I think Snooki would have won this lawsuit on her celebrity alone. Somehow I doubt that the poor lounge chair woman in question will be able to fight against the mighty corporate machine which props up the Phillie Phanatic. It is a travesty I say! :tongue:
 
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