I, Frankenstein - GateFans Review

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I, Frankenstein - GateFans Review

On January 24th writer/director Stuart Beattie will squat and plop from his sphincter yet another CGI laden monstrosity, this time called I, Frankenstein. Lucky us. :roll: Let's not pretend that this version of the Frankenstein mythos will bear any resemblance to Mary Shelly's thesis on man's...

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The best part of having a CGI orgasm is not having to change the sheets afterwards.

 

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I think the creators of this turd are hoping to have an Underworld type of opening weekend. The only problem is that Kate Beckinsale and her packed bustier aren't in this one. Hard to believe the fanbois are going to rush out to see Aaron Eckhart's tired old ass in a gargoyle sausage fest.