Bluce Ree
Tech Admin / Council Member
Tragic but I can't stop myself from laughing while reading this article:
http://www.ronsonwriter.com/content/view/69/9/
http://www.ronsonwriter.com/content/view/69/9/
Husband Convicted Of Manslaughter After Dutch Oven Goes "Horribly Wrong"
- Thread starter Bluce Ree
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OMG....that is just tragically funny! I am so sorry for this woman, because when people ask how she died, it will be...um...awkward.
B
Backstep
Guest
An all new level to SBD.
This is just too horrible. This poor woman and her husband are going to be the brunt of jokes until forever.
Check this out:They argued that Mr Flannery had miscalculated two crucial factors which led to the tragic outcome. The first being Mrs Flannery's military tucking in of the 600 weight cotton sheets when she made the bed that morning, which created a near airtight seal . Secondly, Mr Flannery had neglected to remember that he had attended a long business lunch at an Indian restaurant on Brick Lane that day, at which he had consumed a dozen onion Bajees, eight Poppadom, six Samosas, and an extra large beef Vindaloo with garlic naan, all washed down with 8 pints of Guinness beer. The resulting trapped wind, which he released within a 6 inch proximity of Mrs Flannery's face, came in at around 6 litres gas of 95% methane by volume.
Bluce Ree
Tech Admin / Council Member
This is just too horrible. This poor woman and her husband are going to be the brunt of jokes until forever.
They argued that Mr Flannery had miscalculated two crucial factors which led to the tragic outcome. The first being Mrs Flannery's military tucking in of the 600 weight cotton sheets when she made the bed that morning, which created a near airtight seal . Secondly, Mr Flannery had neglected to remember that he had attended a long business lunch at an Indian restaurant on Brick Lane that day, at which he had consumed a dozen onion Bajees, eight Poppadom, six Samosas, and an extra large beef Vindaloo with garlic naan, all washed down with 8 pints of Guinness beer. The resulting trapped wind, which he released within a 6 inch proximity of Mrs Flannery's face, came in at around 6 litres gas of 95% methane by volume.
heisenberg
Earl Grey
I am sorry but this reads like a story from the onion which is satirical news site. Funny no doubt, but I find it hard to believe. There is no way we produce that much methane.
Gatefan1976
Well Known GateFan
It's bullshit Heisen.
heisenberg
Earl Grey
I know but it's still a good laugh
.Gatefan1976
Well Known GateFan
Reading does not seem to be a strong suit..................
B
Backstep
Guest
Dead in 30 seconds, now that's weapons grade ass. Chlorine can take days depending on exposure. DARPA may be looking into the guys gastrointestinal concoction.
