Oh, go hide behind your armourWell if you're referring to that playground game of kickball that you folks do down under then it's safe to say you haven't looked at football to begin with.
Oh, go hide behind your armour
Or your coach
Or your "I'm not a offensive playa"
Your sports only require a person to play half the game, and they STILL have to thank god to be good at it!!
Oh, go hide behind your armour
Or your coach
Or your "I'm not a offensive playa"
Your sports only require a person to play half the game, and they STILL have to thank god to be good at it!!
Awww, hide behind that padding you pussy. And here I was confused thinking you were a gay MAN.
Awww, hide behind that padding you pussy. And here I was confused thinking you were a gay MAN.
Yeah, this is a non-contact sport...............Padding is necessary in a genuine contact sport.
LOL!!!!
Padding is necessary in a genuine contact sport.
Kind of like the number that's been done on you guys regarding what constitutes real, manly sports.
I got nothing against guys who watch sports...most do. But dont even try and claim that it means anything more special than watching any other show. And why wear jerseys and team uniforms during the game? How is it different from women who dress in wedding gowns or bridesmaids outfits when watching a soap wedding?
Dont get me started here....
PLAYING sports, doing physical activity = MANLY
WATCHING sports and memorizing stats and game scores = SOMETHING ELSE
I don't watch spectator sports, and I proudly state this around some of my "manly" buddies who crowd around their TV sets to watch sports and they try to diss me. But when I asked them the last time they ever actually PLAYED basketball or football or any sport, then all I hear is crunching of Cheetos and noshing of nachos.
I still play soccer at 54 years of age!
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I'm mostly joking about the lack of masculinity in Aussie sports (if one can call what they do down there "sport", but I digress
Also, I never take it too far with the jersey wearing stuff, but I do have some Green Bay Packers clothes. Everyone does up here. That's just the way it is. In fact, today I wore my long sleeve GB shirt. And all winter long I've worn a GB hat and I've got GB work gloves in the trunk of my car right now. (Also have some Brewers gloves in the car too) But I don't go out of my way to wear that stuff on game day or anything like that. I just wear it as necessary.
Still, it is fun to socialize and watch games with other people. Mostly just football games though. Baseball is kinda boring (although I do like the Brewers a lot even though they suck donkey balls at times). But gone are the days when you could go to the stadium and get shit faced for 9 innings and still have money in your wallet when you left. And sitting at home in Summer watching TV is boring so baseball doesn't get my attention like it used to.
And basketball and hockey don't count as they both suck, so they're irrelevant to the discussion at hand.
As for you admitting that you still play "kick ball", well, I'll just pretend to have never read that.
But I occasionally get ribbed for not watching or wanting to watch (in favor of doing something else). For me, it isnt the game so much as the experience. Beer and greasy snacks make me feel heavy and nauseous. There is a lot of farting and belching, and spilling things. I will occasionally watch a soccer game but it wont be the center of my attention when it's on.
Hey, I know Im in the Minority of men in this.
Me too, I guess we are not a minority here
