Helix: Love it or Hate it? (Awards Given)

shavedape

New member
Okay, WTF is wrong with TV by the numbers? I'm simply trying to look up the Helix ratings from last Friday but it's only giving me the numbers for February 7th. Could they make a more useless search function? Oh, and the site needs more pop ups, especially when one is typing in the search bar. The giant, annoying one that pops up while typing in the search bar isn't big enough for my tastes. I need MOAR! :encouragement:
 

Overmind One

Administrator
Staff member
Okay, WTF is wrong with TV by the numbers? I'm simply trying to look up the Helix ratings from last Friday but it's only giving me the numbers for February 7th. Could they make a more useless search function? Oh, and the site needs more pop ups, especially when one is typing in the search bar. The giant, annoying one that pops up while typing in the search bar isn't big enough for my tastes. I need MOAR! :encouragement:

Wikipedia is updated with the ratings each week (YAY!) That will be our source. :)

Backstep won the last episode ball, not Joelist.

CONGRATULATIONS, Backstep!
 
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Backstep

Guest
Now this 3 ball dog can get back to taking over the world <evil laugh> <evil laugh> <evil laugh>
 

Bluce Ree

Tech Admin / Council Member
OMG, I must have been too high last night...it was my birthday yesterday! Sorry. So, somebody tell me who actually won then. I dont trust myself. :)

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Backstep

Guest
You of all people know that that third ball can be removed with the stroke of an executive's pen. ;)





*I said "stroke", hee hee! :chuncky:


You're to late Mr. Bond, the Transmogrification is complete, the holographic toilet paper generators are installed. Plus the cat peed on the ball, if touched you're transported to the Breastriary in Nippopolis.
<evil laugh> <evil laugh> <evil laugh>
 

shavedape

New member
You're to late Mr. Bond, the Transmogrification is complete, the holographic toilet paper generators are installed. Plus the cat peed on the ball, if touched you're transported to the Breastriary in Nippopolis.
<evil laugh> <evil laugh> <evil laugh>

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You diabolical fiend! You're mad! Simply mad I tell you! You'll never get away with this! Interpol has already had one of their top cartoonists sketch your likeness (he used to work for Disney but was terminated for stealing office supplies, namely Little Mermaid pens, go figure). This sketch is being distributed to every airport and train terminal around the globe! (We couldn't include bus stations as the office copy machine broke [again] and there aren't enough flyers to go around. This coupled with the knowledge that you're too fastidious and high brow to travel via motor coach [unless it's a trip to the bingo casino] means it would be a wasted effort anyway.)

You, sir/madam, shall rue the day you decided to unleash feline urine on an unsuspecting public! (And don't get me going about the holographic toilet paper generators, oy!)
 
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Backstep

Guest
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You diabolical fiend! You're mad! Simply mad I tell you! You'll never get away with this! Interpol has already had one of their top cartoonists sketch your likeness (he used to work for Disney but was terminated for stealing office supplies, namely Little Mermaid pens, go figure). This sketch is being distributed to every airport and train terminal around the globe! (We couldn't include bus stations as the office copy machine broke [again] and there aren't enough flyers to go around. This coupled with the knowledge that you're too fastidious and high brow to travel via motor coach [unless it's a trip to the bingo casino] means it would be a wasted effort anyway.)

You, sir/madam, shall rue the day you decided to unleash feline urine on an unsuspecting public! (And don't get me going about the holographic toilet paper generators, oy!)

Double 0 Ape you're trying to goat me into telling you my master plan to replace all the toilet paper dispensers in Taco bell with holographic toilet paper dispensers, to make a new concerto in A.
As the persons hand just goes through the holographic paper the soft whimpering starts, the the mid-line whining and pleads for help, leads up to the crescendo of full rage that they need to use a sock or two and maybe if obese with swamp ass will need to sacrifice their underwear.

Your cartoonist will fail, once i remove the bag i'm incognito as a mild mannered beagle traveling kennel class with Fifi the Poodle and chulpa the Chihuahua.

Your pitiful attempt to gather info from me double 0 Ape has failed.
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Or, with this...

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Woof!
 
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Joelist

More Fun than Humans should be allowed to have
Staff member
There's a simpler way.....sneak in and cover the top of the toilet (ayt the ceramic rim below the seat) with saran wrap...
 
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