EvilSpaceAlien
Sinister Swede
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-18074342
Merkel has lauched a blitzkrieg! I think we all know what's going to happen here. First the Germans are gonna conquer France, and then they will get completely shitfaced at the victory party, start dancing around in their underwear and loudly exclaim "Imma take all you mothafrakkers on!", only to end up drunkenly passed out in the Elbe.
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God, I truly went for the most obvious joke there. I really should strive to do better next time.
Merkel has lauched a blitzkrieg! I think we all know what's going to happen here. First the Germans are gonna conquer France, and then they will get completely shitfaced at the victory party, start dancing around in their underwear and loudly exclaim "Imma take all you mothafrakkers on!", only to end up drunkenly passed out in the Elbe.
....
God, I truly went for the most obvious joke there. I really should strive to do better next time.