Goddammit now you got me thinking of my wife's fine black ass all oiled up in coconut oil. She's in Haiti for the next two weeks.
LOL! Perfect segue into the benefits of coconut oil on the skin!
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LOL! Perfect segue into the benefits of coconut oil on the skin!
Gatefan1976
Well Known GateFan
So, all this talk of oil, and you having an empty house makes you want to go home???
I need to have a discussion with Mrs Ree
Gatefan1976
Well Known GateFan
The ONLY reason I know anything about this stuff is when I was in my late teens I worked in an aromatherapy warehouse that also did body-building powders and shakes. It's freaking AMAZING how much seemingly random stuff our memories are capable of storing.Funny you should mention Macadamia nuts, because among all nuts, it has the highest saturated fat content of any nut which is a GOOD thing. They are the type of fats which are good for the body and eating them increases the good blood cholestrol if you are also avoiding heavy carbs.I never knew about the oil. I would like to do some research. I imagine I will find that it has excellent health benefits
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I'm too tired for any clever come backs. I'll just sit this one out and let you guys take your shots.
triple entendre for the win?
Bluce Ree
Tech Admin / Council Member
Yeah, yeah, I walked right into that one. I can't stop laughing ... and I'm laughing at my own expense!!
The more you know, the longer you live.
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I still have my Ronco Splatter screen. This was only $3.00 when it came out, and new ones are like $10.00. Its so easy to clean, it lasts forever.
Bluce Ree
Tech Admin / Council Member
The more you know, the longer you live.
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I still have my Ronco Splatter screen. This was only $3.00 when it came out, and new ones are like $10.00. Its so easy to clean, it lasts forever.
Picked one up at Dollar Tree for $2 recently.
Gatefan1976
Well Known GateFan
I remember those screens, reminds me I need to get one actually. 
It's been so long since I have cooked with an "open frypan" I had forgotten about hot grease splatters.
It's been so long since I have cooked with an "open frypan" I had forgotten about hot grease splatters.
shavedape
Well Known GateFan
Note to shaved
Re: the bolded part.
THIS is where you sneak in your sexual inuendo
How dare you! I never sneak in sexual inuendos. I blatantly post them in as large a bold font as possible. How else am I going to make everyone here uncomfortable if not by being tactlessly obvious about it?
(P.S. When I read Bluce's posts I tend to get "coconut oil" all over the place also -- well, actually just where it counts -- in a skillet with some veggies.
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yeah ape where are ya? come stick it in his endo!
Wishful thinking perhaps?
Bluce Ree
Tech Admin / Council Member
How dare you! I never sneak in sexual inuendos. I blatantly post them in as large a bold font as possible. How else am I going to make everyone here uncomfortable if not by being tactlessly obvious about it?
(P.S. When I read Bluce's posts I tend to get "coconut oil" all over the place also -- well, actually just where it counts -- in a skillet with some veggies.
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Wishful thinking perhaps?
Shit, I'm literally in tears laughing!! This is the most entertaining this board has been in weeks!
Gatefan1976
Well Known GateFan
You need more imagination dude
(But don't try it on me)
I smell something, and if it's your cooking, never invite me for dinner(P.S. When I read Bluce's posts I tend to get "coconut oil" all over the place also -- well, actually just where it counts -- in a skillet with some veggies.
shavedape
Well Known GateFan
You need more imagination dude
(But don't try it on me)*
I smell something, and if it's your cooking, never invite me for dinner
No worries. After all, servants eat down in the scullery.
Gatefan1976
Well Known GateFan
shavedape
Well Known GateFan
How is your soup massa??
*Note to self: Inform overlord Jones to have the servant's fingers hobbled and tongues cut out post haste.
Gatefan1976
Well Known GateFan
Well you will never get your soup blown again, can't imagine anyone doing it for you for free
shavedape
Well Known GateFan
Well you will never get your soup blown again, can't imagine anyone doing it for you for free
Obviously you've never seen me in a Speedo.
How is your soup massa??
Well, it sorta nice when the wrigglin thangs stop movin. Gots a spicy taste to it tho.
SciphonicStranger
Objects may be closer than they appear
Obviously you've never seen me in a Speedo.
To keep us on topic, don't you own a Snuggie? I thought you lived somewhere north of the Arctic? I'm sure Rac has one...
shavedape
Well Known GateFan
To keep us on topic, don't you own a Snuggie? I thought you lived somewhere north of the Arctic? I'm sure Rac has one...
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No, no "Snuggie". I equate the purchase of one of those as being synonymous with retirement, old age and senility. Besides, if I get cold I have one of those things called a thermostat at the ready.
Gatefan1976
Well Known GateFan
Obviously you've never seen me in a Speedo.
Au contraire:
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Well, it sorta nice when the wrigglin thangs stop movin. Gots a spicy taste to it tho.
Real bush tucker massa!!
Then again, Klingons may like it