Illiterati
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A Banana Slicer? Really??
A Banana Slicer? Really??
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0047E0EII/ref=tsm_1_fb_lk
A Banana Slicer? Really??
For decades I have been trying to come up with an ideal way to slice a banana. "Use a knife!" they say. Well...my parole officer won't allow me to be around knives. "Shoot it with a gun!" Background check...HELLO! I had to resort to carefully attempt to slice those bananas with my bare hands. 99.9% of the time, I would get so frustrated that I just ended up squishing the fruit in my hands and throwing it against the wall in anger. Then, after a fit of banana-induced rage, my parole officer introduced me to this kitchen marvel and my life was changed. No longer consumed by seething anger and animosity towards thick-skinned yellow fruit, I was able to concentrate on my love of theatre and am writing a musical play about two lovers from rival gangs that just try to make it in the world. I think I'll call it South Side Story.
Banana slicer...thanks to you, I see greatness on the horizon.
I tried the banana slicer and found it unacceptable. As shown in the picture, the slices is curved from left to right. All of my bananas are bent the other way.
Yes, the product "reviews" are what make this thing. LOLMan, that is just the height of lazyness.
Though frankly, the product reviews are gold!
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Yes, the product "reviews" are what make this thing. LOL
Classic, along the lines of http://www.amazon.com/Passion-Natural-Water-Based-Lubricant-Gallon/dp/B005MR3IVO/ref=sr_1_cc_1?s=aps&ie=UTF8&qid=1357008546&sr=1-1-catcorr&keywords=passion lube 55 Hehe!
By the way, the Banana Slicer reviews actually made it to Helen Popkin's NBCnews.com column. LOL$1,263.80![]()